Maximum Ride Series Review: WHAT THE FxxK !!!!!!!!

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writer's note: the "x" in some of the words are for to beep out some of the letters in a swear word so I don't have to put the whole swear word out in the public.

Alright so for the past year I have been hocked with the Maximum Ride series and the past 4 days I finished Angel and Nevermore. And when I finished Nevermore, do you know what I said? I said, "WHAT THE HExx!!!!!! ARE YOU FxxKING KIDING ME?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HExx!!!!!!!!!!!! DxxM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  So that was my reaction.

Since I am reviewing the whole series, let me start on the first few books. The first three books were amazing to me! I was hooked. All of the action and the lovey dovey with Max and Fang were just so adorable!!!! I loved how the setting and characters were detailed and descriptive. I just loved those books so much!

And then the next two books were alright, but it seemed like James Patterson was just dragging the story along. The action and stuff were really good but not as good as the first three.  It didn't make your heart race and beat harder. And the same thing with the lovey dovey stuff between Max and Fang, it was cute and good but not as hot.

And for the last three books the phrase, "what the hexx, what the hexx, WHAT THE HExx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" kept on repeating in my head. Because these three books were making me so angry and mad, I was contently swearing in my head, which then I got the habit of swearing a bit. When they introduced Dylan, my head was all, "oh my Godzilla, what the heck?!" and when Dr. G-H came in, when Fang lefted, when he lefted again, when Max and Dylan kiss, and then when Fang comes back, and the whole new Fang Gang, the Doomsday group, Fang leaving again, the 99% plan, Ari coming back, Fang needs to die, the tree-house thing, Fang goes back to Max and the Flock, the whole 'Max is mine' thing between Fang and Dylan, the attack, Jeb, Dylan's rampage to kill Fang, Dr. Martinez coming to the rescue, the new home thing, and the ending made my head go, "AARRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And the ending- the ending was just, not good! First they go to this new paradise and get a new home. But when they hear of what the 99% plan is and that all of the human race will die, something else happens. And what is that exactly? I DON'T FxxKING KNOW!!!!!!! The book doesn't tell you why the sky was in flames and what caused it, and the book never tells you if the 99% plan goes into action or not! Also they don't tell you if Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge are alive or not, they just end it with info about Max, Fang, Dylan, and Angel!! AND THAT'S NOT ENGOUH INFO FOR ME!!!!!!!! And since now that the world is now changed and that about the entire human race is dead, possibly, then why is Max so happy? I thought she was supposed to save the world?!?!?!  And I thought her goal for the last three books was to save the world and the people on it, but I guess she is alright with the human race dying.

Oh well, there is really nothing I can do about it. But if you're a Maximum Ride fan, don't take this personably, because this is my opinion. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GO SISTA!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE EM A PIECE OF YO MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!11